Friday, 3 April 2009

Why I'm Never Bored.

I forgot my headphones this morning, so I had to go on a train journey with only my own thoughts to entertain me.

Which is handy because one of those thoughts was the realisation that it is possible (although unlikely) that I could, one day, become Pope.

The Vatican City is the only nation where I have any chance whatsoever (in theory) of being head of state. Even in my country of birth (the UK) I have zero chance of attaining the position by dint of my not having had the foresight to have been born to the correct parents.

I'd have to lie and scheme a fair bit if I was to stand even the slightest chance.

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