Thank God it's not Raining.

The story of the Flood and what it says about the mentality of the Great Sky God Jahweh has always intrigued me.

I mean, He's meant to be omniscient right? So, He created a world and some creatures who He KNEW would displease Him, - He, after all, made them so - and who He KNEW that He, God, would eventually have to destroy - using the horrific method of mass drowning.

Not only that, but what exactly had all the camels done to displease Him? I'm aware that Camels are, at best, grouchy creatures with a slightly stubborn streak, but, again, Jaweh MADE them that way. Indeed HE FUCKING DESIGNED THEM. But he drowned them for behaving as He, God, intended.

There is no way that a Deity with the powers described in Genesis would not know these things. Therefore God (who doesn't even exist) is a cunt. A petulant, cruel, wasteful cunt.

Seems strange that all the different races and nations of humanity grew, separated and dispersed in 6000 years mind you, so maybe it's not true. Maybe, and don't take this the wrong way, but maybe it's a story stolen off the Sumerians?

In the Eridu Genesis the god Enki warns the King and High Priest Zi-ud-sura (also known as Atrahasis) that the chief god Enlil plans to destroy the world using a flood and instructs him to build a boat; allowing him to survive and repopulate the earth.

Invent your own fucking stories The Judeo-Christian-Tradition.