Smoking is one of my favourite things.
It's wonderful. It makes you look cool and it has nihilist connotations which make you BE cool as well.
That's clearly rubbish. I wish I could stop.
Every time I get a sore throat or chest I think I'm going to die, and if I happen to sleep in a funny position so that I wake up with a sore arm I'm googling 'heart disease' within five minutes.
Obviously I have my morning ciggy hanging from my mouth while I do so.
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