Mexican Food.

It's Mothers' Day tomorrow.

Or is that Mother's Day?

I mean is it for all Mothers or just one's own Mother?

Or is it a conspiracy by florists and restaurants to shift product at an otherwise quiet time of year?

I know it's proper title is 'Mothering Sunday' but nobody calls it that. For a start it sounds like it should refer to the one Sunday of the year when some Mothering gets done.

Anyway, I'm taking my Mum out for lunch today instead.

So stick that in your pipe and smoke it.