Don't mind the gap; it's mainly due to laziness on my part.
Anyway, politicians.
Politicians in our society should be role models. People who's attitudes are noble and who's actions are honourable. We, as citizens, should want to aspire to be like them. We should admire them and their lifestyle.
With that in mind I've decided to screw every penny I can from the system and from my friends and family.
The other day I stole my friend's tobacco and soon I might claim every benefit, grant and payment from the government to which I am, technically, entitled. Even if I'm stretching the purpose of the scheme to breaking point I will claim anything which the law says I'm allowed.
I'll start with Incapacity Benefit. You see I sat in the lotus position in the pub for ten minutes the other day and my leg hurts (I think I pulled a hamstring...). I was showing off and as such I deserve to have a sore leg but I've decided that I can get money for it so I'm gonna - just like my masters and role models would do.
I think I'll spend the money on a drawbridge.
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